Alright, stoners, gather ’round! It’s ya boi, SpacedTok, here to drop some truth bombs on your favorite strains. Now, I know taste is subjective, man, but I gotta be honest – some weed out there is just… tragic. I’m talkin’ oregano-level sad. So, I’m breakin’ down my personal top 5 WORST strains I’ve ever had the displeasure of smokin’. Let’s dive in, and don’t forget to drop *your* worst strains in the comments below!
Northern Lights: A Legend Gone Dim?
Number 5 on my list is Northern Lights. Now, this one pains me to say because it *should* be legendary. But, truth be told, every time I’ve encountered it, it’s been grown by some newbie grower who probably just got a free seed and thought, “Yeah, I can do this!” The result? Lackluster, weak, and generally disappointing. Maybe there’s a fire batch of Northern Lights out there somewhere, but I’m still waiting to find it. Anyone had a good experience with Northern Lights? Let me know; I’m open to changing my mind! For some actually great strains, check out these incredible seed banks.
Critical (or Critical Mass): Critically Boring
Coming in at number 4, we have Critical, or Critical Mass. This strain, in my humble opinion, is just… flat. Zero taste, zero flavor, zero excitement. Honestly, you might as well just roll up some oregano, light it up, and lie to yourself. I’ve never had a batch of Critical that made me say, “Wow!” It’s the kind of weed you smoke when you’re desperate, and even then, you’re probably regretting your choices. Pass!
Blue Dream: The Vanilla Ice Cream of Weed
At number 3, we’ve got Blue Dream. Now, I know, I know… This one was super popular in the States, and a lot of people swear by it. But I just never got the hype. It’s like the vanilla ice cream of weed. I mean, it’s nice, it’s okay, but who’s really going into the shop specifically asking for vanilla? It’s just… boring. It does the job, but it doesn’t leave a lasting impression. I want my weed to be an adventure, not a beige wall!
Amnesia Haze: Strong, But Forgettable
Securing the number 2 spot is Amnesia Haze. Super strong? Yes. Memorable? Unfortunately, not. That metallic, hazy taste just isn’t for me. It literally feels like you’re smoking a spoon. Some people dig that Haze flavor profile, but I really, *really* do not. I prefer my weed to taste like… well, weed! Not like I’m trying to spark up some silverware. I get that haze strains can be potent, but the taste throws me off completely.
Tangee (and All Its Citrusy Kin): Orange Peel Dipped in Petrol
And finally, my number 1 WORST strain of all time is… Tangee. Actually, anything citrus-heavy, like Tangerine Dream or even Forbidden Fruit, falls into this category for me. I’m like, “Nah, bro, I’m good.” I really, *really* don’t like those terps. It’s definitely loud, but loud in all the wrong ways. To me, it’s like smoking orange peel that’s been dipped in petrol. Absolutely not my vibe. I can appreciate a good citrusy drink, but I don’t want to *smoke* it!
So, there you have it – my top 5 worst strains. Remember, this is just my personal opinion. If you love any of these, more power to you! But for me, they’re a hard pass. Now, it’s your turn! Drop your worst 5 strains in the comments below. Let’s see what kind of controversial opinions we can stir up! If you wanna avoid these strains, perhaps investing in a grow tent is a good idea so you know exactly what you are growing!
That’s all for now, folks! Stay blazed, and remember to always respect the herb (even when it tastes like orange-flavored gasoline). Peace out!
Here’s my top five of worst strains I’ve ever had.No.. 5 Northern Lights Legend by name,but every time I’ve had itit’s been grown by some novice growerthat’s probably just thrown in a free BC that they’ve got.Personally haven’t had a good batch of Northern Lights ever.No.. 4 critical or critical mass.This one in my opinion is just flat.No taste, no flavour, nothing.You might as well just rolled up some oregano and lied to yourselfcause I’ve never had a batch of critical that I’ve said. Wow.No.. 3 we’re going with Blue Dream.This was super popular in the States but I never got the hype.It’s like the vanilla ice cream of weed.I mean, it’s nice,it’s okay,but who’s really going into the shop just saying they want vanilla?Second worst for me is Amnesia Haze.Super strong, yes,but memorable. Unfortunately not.That Metallic Haze taste just isn’t really for me.Feels like you’re smoking up a spoon.Some people might love haze,but I really do not like it.And the No.. 1 we got tangee.Anything citrus heavy like Tangerine Dream,tangee, or even a forbidden fruit.I’m like nah bro, I’m good.I really don’t like these turps.It’s definitely loud, but in all the wrong ways for me.It’s like smoking orange peel dipped in petrol.Not for me, peeps.So that’s my worst 5 strain.No disrespect if you rate any of Themdrop your worst 5 strains in the comments down below!video